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fangpants:

Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune

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lastseasonsloser:

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

mishasminions:

IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE FRED & DAPHNE

FUCK YOU AND YOUR BITTER JEALOUS LONELINESS HOWARD STERN

YES SO GOOD!!!!!

TEARS

(Source: s-gellar)

nishlo:

when people jokingly pick on u but its something ur sensitive about

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squidsqueen:

dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.

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revvann:

rock-allday:

Don’t fear death, fear the state in which you will die.

I was always afraid of Ohio

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date:

have you ever had a dream about someone and then you started feeling different about him because of that dream?

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troyesivan:

SOMEBODY SHOULD HAVE PREPARED ME FOR THIS MOMENT

(Source: pinkricee)

truehustla:

Imagine being given a list of all the people who made you into the person you are today. And next to their name you could see the exact personality trait you got because of them.

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chartini:

avenging-sherl0ck:

productofcanada:

joceln:

canada looks really broken

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u ok canada

We are slowly trying to distance ourselves from the US…piece by piece.

be free

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