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narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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phobias:

avoiding hate like

image

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(Source: mo-ndler)

dynobrien:

Are you a runner?

fagome:

are you gonna kiss me or do i have to lie to my diary

(Source: codegeass)

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fy-nghariad-fy-emrys:

fregg:

blank:

“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan

a very beautiful trashcan

make all the male trash cans go crash boom bang 

(Source: hamburgay)

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toy-cack:

omg puppy put ur seatbelt on it’s so unsafe for ur tiny lil body to not have a seatbelt on oh ur so precious i love u

(Source: grizzi-thebearpup)

idaresayihavetoomany:

its-always-funnier-in-enochian:

timelord-castiel:

rosskemp:

do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded

does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack

am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding

these are our struggles

Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations

The struggles of a man

boo hoo

thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina

you need an award right now

(Source: kul5ara)

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fangpants:

Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune

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